tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4100358369525212598.post4741195064443672272..comments2023-05-28T06:10:54.036-05:00Comments on The Fanfic Skeptic: Stan Marshmallow "Chapter Two: Shippers Are As Bad As Slashers"Marcus Absenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02833399226735178385noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4100358369525212598.post-27548190611099239462012-09-30T13:33:39.320-05:002012-09-30T13:33:39.320-05:00Well, let's be fair: I like GOOD Candy, which ...Well, let's be fair: I like GOOD Candy, which is pretty much what you described with them screaming at each other and in deep denial. If they're actually lovey-dovey, it doesn't really work (I say that, and then you point towards Cartman Rising, and I give up).<br /><br />I try not to write Candy that much, though, partially because I'm not really a romance guy and partially because I've been trying to focus more on non-romantic ideas as of late.<br /><br />And thanks for the drabble :) I don't know why Blogger doesn't email you: I'm pretty it emails me whenever I get a comment.Marcus Absenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02833399226735178385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4100358369525212598.post-56030945176828996782012-09-29T15:57:54.308-05:002012-09-29T15:57:54.308-05:00Kenny continued to run out of the school building ...Kenny continued to run out of the school building onto the playground where his classmates were having recess. Along the jungle gym he could see Kyle beating the crap and arguing with Cartman, he couldn't hide there, too obvious. <br /><br />Mr. Wyland came out of the building and out of options Kenny ran to the bathrooms, going into the girls instead of the boys, he is Kenny McCormick after all.<br /><br />There was silence for a moment while Kenny marveled at the lack of urinals and how clean the girl's bathroom was. Then he heard the door open and tried to look for a place to hide as Bebe, Red and Annie entered. He knew he was busted and had to get all his glory in.<br /><br />"Hey Bebe, wanna be my mommy, how about some breastfeeding?"<br /><br />Bebe shrieked and slapped him. He rubbed his face and tried Red.<br /><br />"Hey your nick name is Red, does the carpet match the drapes?"<br /><br />Another slap from the oddly hot ginger girl. He was about to try Annie but wasn't quick or creative enough to come up with a good pun before he was thrown out of the girl's bathroom.<br /><br />Mr. Wyland finally ran up to him and grabbed him by the sleeve. "After your friends get out of the principal's office, you're going to be suspended. Was it worth it?"<br /><br />"Hell no it wasn't worth it! The chicks in fourth grade are such prudes!" Kenny grumbled as he was dragged into the school building. <br /><br />(There I wrote you a drabble. Hope my Kenny didn't piss you off too much)<br /><br />No, this is my exact point in story. The shippers are as bad though they have the straight pairing high horse. my guilty pleasure pairing is Stebe, it's not REAL since it's stupid but I like it since it's my favorite boy and girl and it's the anti Candy/Kendy (I've probably ranted about this before) I went psycho trying to put in as many pairings as possible. Hit all the majors for Wendy, though I regret not trying some Wendy/Butters. Also ripping on the old tired plot of school project and suddenly we're in love fic.<br /><br />I know you're super defensive of your Candy, and hell you have a right to since I've been such a bitch to you about it in my reviews. It's kinda nice you admit it, where fangirls kinda reject Stan completely for Candy, or shove him off onto Style or whatever. But you're the first boy I've met online into Candy, the other boys I've known liked Stendy, Wetters and Kendy. <br /><br />If you like the Cartman/Wendy dynamic so much I have a pretty good idea for another three shot starring those two. The Stan dilemma will be solved in hopefully a unique way but I don't know if I can pull the trigger to make Cartman and Wendy loving with each other. They'll probably yell and scream at each other and stuff will be implied. That's Candy. (My Stebe is a bit like Candy but more stuble, Stan's always embarrassed after having a conversation with Bebe that isn't about Wendy. Not really a pairing though, a dynamic, DY-NAM-IC)<br /><br />I wish blogger would email me when I get replies on my posts and comments like Live Journal would. Thank you for reading.Ama Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15827789838586095043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4100358369525212598.post-1797796294196517792012-09-24T01:06:10.932-05:002012-09-24T01:06:10.932-05:00And...damn, there were a lot of shipping reference...And...damn, there were a lot of shipping references in there. Probably too many to count. Not sure which one was the funniest, although it would probably have to be either the Candy ("Cartman and I are just partners!") or the Kendy (a bite of her Wendy Cheeseburger...oh dear God). <br /><br />Since I suspect you might be asking me, I would think that some people might indeed...get off...on Wendy and Cartman, though thankfully I do not. Personally, I just find the two of them to be dynamic and hilarious when written well together. <br /><br />I'm feeling less sorry for Stan and Butters, and now wanting to see more of Kenny doing his own vaguely-sexual-pun-name-game. Marcus Absenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02833399226735178385noreply@blogger.com